A new study has been published, linking internet usage to a drastic decline in intelligence. The bigger issue, however, is that everyone may already be too stupid to understand it.
"People are definitely getting less smart," said some guy, who works at one of those places where guys study things. "We got lots of numbers and graphs and stuff, and they all show that what we think is right."
Asked how this really bad thing happened, the guy shrugs.
"As far as we can tell, the internet is so full of stupid stuff that it's making the peopel who use it stupid too. LOLCats, fifty-page forum wars, and arguments about which Call of Duty game is the best are all contributing factors."
Surproisingly, this guy also thinks he knows where it all started. Began. Somthing like that.
"We've traced the evidence back to the source," says the guy, holding up a graph with a lot of numbers on it. "It looks like veryone started to get super, super dumb when the Hamster Dance came online in the late nineties. It was all donwhill after that."
The guy said a lot more stuff, but most of it was really confusing and hard to right down.
"It's already too late to do anything," he says. "Just keep using YouTube and MemeBase. Pretty soon, everybody will be too dumb to breathe, and the human race will just go extin -- eckstink -- humans will die out. We'll know it's happening when people can't even finish typing a sntbejhbsbBJ:nszX,…...
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